TL;DR

I have adopted Pastafarianism as my religion, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster as my Diety.

How I Discovered Pastafarianism

A Hacker News post about the Register article on no-logging VPNs leaking logs lead me to the Algo project, which cryptically mentions FSM. Upon reading the Wikipedia article on Pastafarianism, I immediately started liking the religion. It has all the hallmarks of a religion I had been looking for. I plan to now do everything a devout Pastafarian is supposed to do; follow all the dogmas and perform all the rituals.

I have now converted to Pastafarianism. Feel free to get in touch with me if you think I can be of any help in converting you.